Things I Did When I Was In UP
[ ] Worried about getting bullied by fratmen or getting killed in a riot.
[ ] Got bullied by fratmen or was killed in a riot.
[ ] Witnessed a riot.
[ ] Watched the Oblation Run.
[x] Made friends with a teacher.
[ ] Was tricked as a freshman into attending a rally / prayer meeting.
[x] Wore red or black on one of those wear red or wear black days. Intentional and by accident. (I did this during Erap's resignation campaign.)
[ ] Wore red on Valentine’s Day.
[ ] Wore black on Valentine's Day. (Di naman ako ganun kalala.)
[ ] Celebrated a birthday at Mang Jimmy's.
[ ] Learned UP Naming Mahal. (Just followed the beat as the right arm with clenched fist was raised.)
[ ] Was an RA (registration assistant) or SA. (Do I look like I have an attitude problems? Di ako naging Diyos during registration.)
[x] Lied or begged to an RA for a slot in class. (Sabi ngang mga Diyos sila e.)
[x] Participated in a there's-only-one-more-slot-are you-feeling-lucky? (Oh yeah had to be wise when everyone crammed for the last slot. When the RA shouted "Nasan na ba talaga yung pila?", i raised my had hand shouted "Dito oh!". And everyone followed. I got the slot slot cause I was first in line during the commotion. Sorry na lang sa mga pumila ng 3 oras. Mine was a good 15 minutes of struggle.)
[x] Jogged around the campus. (In preparation for the org exam.)
[ ] Visited the Vargas Museum.
[ ] Knew at least one xerox lady, manong, or technician by name. (Walang ganung level. Tanguan lang oks na.)
[ ] Attended university level graduation.
[x] Got an activist for a teacher. (My PI 100 teacher.)
[x] Watched a La Salle vs. Ateneo UAAP game. (Walang choice nasa pwesto kame ng La salle nun eh kase puno na Araneta.)
[x] Watched a UP vs. any school basketball game. (And boy they lost as always!)
[ ] Studied in CASAA. (Would browsing at photocopied notes of a classmate count?)
[ ] Studied in McDonald's or Jollibee Philcoa for one full night and bought just one regular-sized drink.
[x] Studied along Katipunan. (McDo)
[ ] Studied along Katipunan and affected the mannerisms of a stereotypical Atenean.
[ ] Watched a play that's not required for Comm III.
[ ] Went stargazing.
[x] Ate in Chocolate Kiss, Tea Room (in CHE) or Chateau Verde.
[x] Slept in the lib. (Sa Archives section pinagdikit-dikit ko pa yung chairs para lang makahiga ako.)
[ ] Struck up a conversation with a taong grasa.
[ ] Wrote to/for the Collegian.
[ ] Seriously pondered about the identity/ies of the people described in Eksenang Peyups.
[x] Went to the chapel.
[ ] Got a pebble stuck in your shoe/slippers while walking in Sunken Garden
[ ] Cut class with your block to watch a movie.
[ ] Had a Voltes V for a teacher
[ ] Took a class under Joseph Palis.
[x] Lied to the transcript lady to get a transcript earlier than the standard 3 months. (With may uber pamatay na line "Makakaya po ba ng konsensya nyo na di ako makapag-board exams dahil ito na lang kulang?" I'm just so good with acting!)
[x] Went to a Freshman-only concert. (First ever was an Eraserheads concert.)
[x] Subsisted on just streetfood (fishballs, half footlongs, kwekwek, squidballs/rolls, mais, dirty ice cream) for a day. (Mahirap na ang buhay noon pa man!!)
[ ] Learned how to smoke.
[x] Went on an out-of-town trip with blockmates or orgmates. ('Twas an org finals activity.)
[ ] Fell in love. (Kanino? Sino? Pano?)
[ ] Actually read the book you keep borrowing from the lib.
[ ] Played cards during your free time.
[ ] Dressed in business attire.
[ ] Sumabit sa jeep.
[ ] Got sung to or sung to someone in class during Valentine's day.
[ ] Watched the Lantern Parade.
[x] Helped out a total stranger.
[ ] Helped out a total stranger because he/she was hot.
[x] Learned to stay awake for more than 24 or 48 hours straight.
[ ] Got bullied by fratmen and feeling cool wannabe people who were actually losers.
[ ] Took Wednesday and/or Sat classes WILLINGLY. (I had no choice.)
[ ] Volunteered for the pahinungod.
[x] Ate "tasteless white sauce" pasta from cock-a-noodle-doo.
[ ] Got a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] Took time to read the vandalism in the CR.
[ ] Watched a sexy art film for any GE class.
[x] Got held up or pickpocketed. (My bag was slashed and they got my kikay kit with eggnog, detangler & a perfume sampler.)
[x] Felt depressed because you were not as good academically as you were in high school. (Aminin naten nakakabobo ang college! It's not for everyone I guess. Ahahaha!)
[x] Did a last minute paper.
[x] Had spent a lot for 1x1 ID pictures.
[x] Got exempted from final exams. Well ganun talaga!
[ ] Got exempted from a final exam but still took it. Di na sayang blue book.
[x] Attended a varsity pep rally.
[ ] Watched LIVE AIDS, Androgyny, Maskipaps or any well-known variety show.
[ ] Promised to quit smoking.
[ ] Got into at least one (org- or council-sponsored) adventure race. and WON!
[x] Knew where the best restrooms are on campus.
[x] Joined an org.
[x] Allowed yourself to make mistakes.
[ ] Went to the gym in spite of having no PE class just to ogle varsity players/cute boys/hot girls.
[x] Took summer classes.
[ ] Admired the Oblation. (Wala kong time eh. Sarap matulog.)
[x] Made a video for a project.
[x] Had a crush on a teacher. (Chem 17 lec teacher Sir Joey Santos.)
[ ] Had a teacher who had a crush on/tried to court you.
[ ] Attended your ROTC Bivouac. -
[ ] Faked sickness to get an absence excused. (I can be late but I was never absent from any class.)
[ ] Got your car scratched by one of those "Kuya bantayan ko kotse niyo" kids
[ ] Took a PE class where you had to pay for tuition
[x] Went to school in your crappiest yet most comfy clothes.
[ ] Learned how to use the Bayantel pay phones.
[x] Participated in school activities.
[ ] Caught the UP Pep Tryouts.
[ ] Dated someone from UP.
[x] Rode an IKOT and TOKI.
[x] Found a tambayan.
[ ] Went drinking at Sarah's.
[x] Learned how to beg for a higher grade. - *ulk* to pass
[ ] Used your 6 allowable absences wisely. (Merong ganto? dang! Bat di ko alam?)
[x] Lived in a dorm. (Yup for one year in UPLB)
[x] Volunteered to be beadle or go-to guy for your group / class.
[x] Had the worst schedule.
[ ] Realized that there really is just one coconut tree on the sunken garden. (and now it’s gone)
[ ] Did not use up all 6 allowable absences. (Ni hindi ko nga alm to eh! )
[x] Ate in ISSI, Treehouse, Mama Thai's and other more obscure cafeterias.
[x] Ate food Aristocart-style.
[x] Is active in your org. (Pwede bang was active for about 3 years?)
[x] Attended an ACLE. (Yeah ACLE with the then Spice Boys of Congress. Love you Migs Zubiri!)
[ ] Got as many app forms as you can during the job fair.
[x] Learned how to cram. (Had to! Now I'm a certified expert.)
[x] Sold tickets for an org-sponsored movie premiere.
[x] Saved money to photocopy all of your seatmate's notes.
[x] Had accidentally seen a make-out session. (7 am AS walk benches. Bangis!)
[x] Slept in class. (Dapat dito classes as in marameng class.)
[x] Finished a homework/assignment/paper in the Shopping center or Philcoa.
[x] Had mountains of "unused" sample exams and/or old testaments.
[x] Resolved to be "better this semester."
[ ] Slept during a test.
[x] Had groupmates from hell.
[x] Learned how to work with groupmates from hell.
[ ] Perfected the art of parking on campus.
[ ] Had a bad encounter with one of the guards on campus.
[x] Developed a love for sisig
[x] Practiced those UP cheers in the first meeting for PE class.
[x] Looked at microfilms in the library or poked through archives.
[x] Reserved a classroom, AVR, etc. for a class or org function.
[x] Attended the UP Fair. Just once
[x] Went to a library other than your own college's to research.
[ ] Lost a perfectly functioning umbrella.
[ ] Used consultation hours properly. (Lalo na sa Bio 160)
[ ] Went to the Guidance Office for real, heart-to-heart guidance.
[x] Went to the infirmary.
[ ] Attended class with a hangover.
[ ] Drink beer or alcohol while inside UP grounds.
[x] Walked all the way to Philcoa or Katipunan from UP.
[ ] Buy frogs from NSRI or a Bio department
[ ] Maxed out on the 6 allowed unexcused absences but DID NOT drop. (Di ko talaga toh alam. Sayang!)
[x] Got invited or pursued by a sorority or fraternity.
[x] Wore slippers to school.
[ ] Had a professor who smoked in class.
[ ] Got diagnosed by the Infirmary as pregnant or infected with STD